…because you never know if you’ll have to run. Really fast.
You may have to tuck into a hedge, or cut the grass. Making the place look nice. ISIS can take Ramadi, but these bastards can take you and your yard. Spectricide anyone? A good reason to use it. I had to run. I made it. Gardening in Florida is fun?
Obama, take a note.
Reminded me of this post. Incidentally, one of the most popular here according to stats: